Baby Sayings

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.- Anonymous

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.- Ed Howe

Babies haven’t any hair;Old men’s heads are just as bare;Between the cradle and the graveLie a haircut and a shave.- Samuel Hoffenstein

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.- Carole Tabron

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.- Charles

Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.- Anonymous

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.- Mark Twain

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.- B.C. Seifert

Children are our most valuable natural resource.- Herbert Hoover

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.- Jeff Foxworthy

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.- Douglas Feaver
Every baby needs a lap.- Henry Robin

Double the love and double the joy, we’ve been blessed with two baby boys.- Anonymous

Bottles, booties, bibs and more, let’s shower the baby with gifts galore.- Anonymous

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.- E.G. Smith

Babies fill a hole in your heart that you never knew existed.- Anonymous

Babies are such a nice way to start people.- Don Herrold